It’s official, I’m too fucking old.

Decided to go out with korth last night for drinks and dancing, went to a place i have heard about in the city but never gone to.  I looked at the line, i looked at the dance floor and my mouth hit the floor. Apparently  they let in 16 year olds now.  I was easily the oldest guy in the club by 4 years and i felt it.  It’s a shock to any person to realise they’ve reached that age where they cant go out and get retarded without feeling like the seedy older man. To this effect i decided to head over to my usual haunts, Kalibar or SFX in the Valley and found them to have turned into a pick-up joint for 25-30 year olds. All the men were standing on the dance floor barely moving and scouting for girls; eagerly drooling over any hunks of meat that walked into the clubs. Many of the girls were biting their purses with rampant sexual tension and simply looking at all the boys evaluating them. Have i been so blind that this has been the way clubs have always been? Women and men going out not to dance and act like fools for the sake of fun, but to try and look like a respectable partner for the cab ride home?  I’ll let everyone know that when i go out to a club, my general rule is 2 yagerbombs, a cocktail and then i get out there and dance the shit out of the floor so hard people step back to make sure they dont get killed by the Flailingmanfu.

So Men, Women, Teens and Parents. Do not be afraid of acting like a fool when you go out. To act the fool infront of your friends is fun. To act the fool in front of strangers requires courage and is a HELL of a lot more fun. And if you see a guy in the valley looking like he’s having a vertical epileptic fit, give him a hug then get out of his way. Because he’s got to get his dance on…

<3

Hawky

PS. We enjoyed the shit out of the Live Ustream podcast on Friday Night. We might even do another once we hit a big enough milestone. For the moment we’re going to go back to doing what we do best. Drinking, sitting on the couch and talking about cock, the universe and everything in-between that could be used as a sex aid.