THE HISTORY OF THE CHARACTER YOU DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT
Far earlier than when Jesus was a boy, earlier than the dinosaurs and before the molten magma had formed into the earth’s crust, there was a point. It has since been lost and never to be found, it certainly wont be found reading the rest of this page. Some have assumed that the point was the meaning of life and all creation. Others assume that the point was the recipe to a delicious Vodka Crème Pasta served with a nice glass of Red and cruskets. Honestly, they’re both pretty fucking stupid and readers be aware you will be tested on the remainder of this page after class tomorrow.
But where was I… Ahh yes.
From the depths of the internet, a shape emerged.
Was it a bird? A plane? Some sort of civilisation ending meteor? Superman?
No, it was a bird.
Actually to be specific it was not even a bird, but a white human male aged between 24 and 26. But he went by the bird moniker due to loving the predatory aviators and decided to dedicate his internet experience to being as angry and disinterested at the world as the common hawk.
Some may say that he just doesn’t care if he offends people. That he says what he thinks and if he offends people then it’s their own damn fault for listening. They would be right. We here at Over Indulgence don’t give a damn if you’re offended by what is put out because quite frankly, YOU downloaded it. YOU brought it upon yourself. No punches were held back, cats were hurt in the making of these podcasts and in general, people were too. Nobody is censured and they say what they think will be funny, not caring if it makes someone laugh and then quickly look around the room because they don’t want to repeat the joke. Because you WILL laugh, just make sure for the sake of the elderly and the children you use headphones.
But enough of this third person speak.
My real name is Andrew and I reside in the glorious country of Australia. I grew up overseas briefly before settling down on the East Coast and started knuckling down and doing nothing with my life. It’s hard work to put no effort into your future and as such found myself being asked around to my mate crow’s place for a joke session with a few mikes. Thus a legend was born. We might not ever have any fans outside our own family and friend circle, but by god we have fun putting out these podcasts every week and dammit I don’t care if we ever get fans because I enjoy just doing this for the sake of doing it. I love taking apart the current affairs and news, then proceeding to go off the rails like some sort of badly made Russian coal transport. For the sake of fun we do it. For the sake of fun we hope you enjoy it.
Most of the time we will have game related topics because we are all avid gamers. Personally i love the Splinter Cell, COD, MoH and C&C series’. If you don’t know what those letters mean, google them. You’ll find a good 200-400 hours of quality game play from some of the best games ever created. In other news, A Gaming Cocktail bar in Brisbane just opened in March called The Mana Bar which I will endeavour to lose my liver in at some point in the next year, so if you live in the vicinity, come down and play a few games, enjoy the community that made this page you’re reading a reality.
In short, I’m Hawky, I’m the lovable drunk. The angry opinionated guy who is most of the time wrong. If I’m not wrong, I’m heavily biased in my opinion and I don’t expect anyone to agree with me. Which is why you listen, because when we don’t agree, that’s when it’s the funniest.
Stay classy bitches and butches,
Hawky
E-mail Hawky@overindulgence.net
Smile you giant raging unbridled stallion.