Hey ladies and jellybeans and sex gods/godesses. Finally got some access to the net!
For those of you that don’t know, i managed to royally fuck my computer by giving it the old ‘chocolate rain.’ Needless to say Chocolate Milk + Intake Fan = Big Fuckoff Mess, now I own a lovely $370 paperweight (ex Graphics Card) and a nice little $200 bookmark (ex Motherboard), meaning i’ve been out of commission with the lovely world of the internet and my PC in general for the past few weeks. It’s still fucked, but hoping to get it fixed (with some nice Warranty scamming 
) in the coming weeks.
For the meantime I have my work internet (which I finally got back after having been banned for 6 months) and Hawky’s computer! WOO!
Anyway, thought i’d be awesome and break up the stream of Scarecrow posts, just as Hawky did, with a little howdy & slight introduction!
My names Korthal (or Chris whatever you want) and I co-host this lovely poocast (not a typo) with Crow & Hawky. I’d like to think that we bring entertainment to you fine individuals (1500+ iTunes subscriptions? Seriously guys? Wow…) and hope to continue bringing you entertainment and joy in the future! We’ve got alot in store for you sexy sexy people and hope that you will enjoy it as much as we enjoy providing you with it, we’ve got more podcasts on the way with some awesome additions (no, not going to tell you what they are. Wait and see you lazy cunts), some skits that Crow has been working on which are going to be fun as fuck to do and just a hatful of general ass-hattery to make ourselves look like bigger tools than we already are!
For those of you that care (the minority i’m sure), a little about me. I’m a guitarist (not a very good one) but I love to write and play around with my baby to get some nice tunes working, currently working on doing our Intro for the cast too 
I love my gaming and currently playing the fuck out of MW2 & Darksiders on my 360 with Mass Effect 2, Bioshock 2 and Final Fantasy 13 on Pre-order (om mother-fucking nom). I am currently residing in chateau-de-Hawky which has had some hilarious, non-recorded, consequences (naked 6:30am strolls to the kitchen anyone?) i’m a MASSIVE DBZ (including abridged) & Invader Zim fanboi and will fucking ruin you if you say anything bad about it (not kidding… Hawky gave me an aneurysm after his take on how Fusion worked… “So… You do a dance and then you become a pair of Tiffany’s earrings which makes you stronger? Sounds fucking weird…” I broke…) and other than that I can’t think of much.
I do have one thing to say though, seriously… There’s 1500+ of you fuckers out there listening and we’re getting sweet fuck all mail! Email us! Give us feedback, constructive criticism, death threats, love letters, naked photo’s whatever! Just send the pricks in! We’re lonely 
Anyway, enough of my spiel. Tomorrow nights Podcast should be epic, I hope… It probably won’t be but whatever, fuck you if you don’t like it and awesome if you do!
Love to all the plants!
<3 Korth
